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Well I thought I had a reasonable grasp of the various health problems that can affect human beings, particularly women. Then I read this story on Medical News Today, which starts…

“Obstructed defecation syndrome (ODS ) represents a widespread clinical problem which frequently affects middle-aged females.” Whoah, obstructed what? And does that really say frequently? It’s enough to make a grown woman shiver.

Then it goes on: “Nevertheless, many of the previously established techniques are unsuitable for patients with ODS associated with simultaneous rectocele and rectal intussusception.” No, make it stop. Please. I think I might pass out…